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As a result of the infinite joys of spam, the comment system is unfortunately going to require a name and email address – which will naturally not be used for anything other than comment moderation, published, disclosed to any third party, and so on and so on. In addition the first comment for a given name/email will be held for moderation; once approved, future comments will go straight onto the site.
fascist!