Coming soon: soap which stimulates you in the shower. No, not like that, you pervert - for people too lazy to make a cup of coffee in order to get their caffeine fix, the option may soon exist of just rubbing caffeine all over your naked body.
There is evidently no limit to how hard we’ll work in the pursuit of laziness.
(contributed by Jean)
It’s available now, and has been for quite a while.
oooooh! Coffee soap and a rolling alarm clock are now both high on my ‘must buy immediately’ list.
10 bucks says I still rock in to work late every morning.
What we really need is a bed that oozes topical caffeine creme about 10 minutes before you need to get up.
Oh, that sounds charming…