…at least that seems to be the case according to “Let’s Get Ready Sydney“, a disturbingly Cold War-esque (and red, really, really red) website about planning for an ‘emergency’ that might cause you to leave your home in a hurry:

If it is safe to do so, take your pets with you. Put large pets on a leash, even if you don’t normally use one. You can carry your cat in a cotton pillow case.

You can read more from NineMSN here. It seems like poor advice – any cat owner would no doubt be able to tell you that the rampaging forces of terror and nature are nothing compared to the fury of a feline in a bag.

Thanks to EB. More details on cat-in-bag terror procedures below…


If a cotton pillow case is unavailable, you are advised to
mail your cat to yourself in a self-addressed envelope.


Terror-ised Sydneysiders practice their ‘emergency plans’.


Be aware, alert and alarmed that some cats, particularly Persians, may be
sleeper cells for militant organisations and may use the opportunity to
launch attacks of their own.


When the terror threat-level is at ’sapphire’ or above it is
recommended that you keep your cat in a bag at all times ready
for rapid deployment.


If a plastic bag is used, your emergency plan should include punching
breathing holes in the bag (where time and terror levels permit).


5 Responses to “islamofascists want to blow up your cat”  

  1. 1 Erin

    BAHAHAHAHAHA. Brilliant work P!

    I feel the need to draw attention to the insanity unfolding on the ninemsn ‘forum’ at the bottom of the aforementioned article.

    the question being ….

    ‘Do you think a pillowcase is a suitable way to transport a cat in an emergency? Or is it a recipe for disaster? Tell us what you think’

    165 comments so far – all of them disturbing. people really do have too much time on their hands.

  2. 2 Karloskar

    By “people”, do you mean “the author of this blog”?
    :P

  3. 3 Paul

    As you know, this blog is actually written by a cat.

  4. 4 Erin
  5. 5 LDU

    Hahaha. That was classic.

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