cat-related news roundup
Thanks to Sam, our roving feline news correspondent and long-suffering cat owner/victim:
- Bush family cat dies (possibly of shame); Bush’s nickname for cat is “Kitty”.
- Cats commence takeover of worldwide news media with German putsch; weatherman demonstrates excellent comprehension of cat psychology.
- Nick Cave outed as fan of cat-related artwork; meanwhile artist’s cat gives him schizophrenia and causes him to start painting demon cats.
