if you like it so much, why don’t you go live there?
Random website of the week: spEak You’re bRanes. An hilarious collection of mockery and analysis of the UK equivalent of the Australian “we grew here, you flew here”/”Australia: love it or leave” brigade. Oh, and it’s probably NSFW.
Here’s one for you. If you lived next door to a mad tiger who kept raping you and then exploding, and he said “I’ll stop as soon as you stop those pigeons from shitting on my car”, would you not expect the tiger to rape you and explode as humanely as possible? I mean, the least it could do is let a doctor come and tend to your poor ravaged twinkle before raping you and exploding again. You could have a couple of hours off every afternoon while it explained to a BBC journalist about how it’s doing the bare minimum of raping. I mean, it could be raping you a lot more. Like in the eye or something. If it was, you know, really vindictive or something. Good old tiger.
There’s just too much uality there…
Every time I read that tiger thing I crack up laughing, which is not good when other people are around. Especially as it’s hard to explain without totally offending anyone in the vicinity.
I was like that with GOB’s sexual harassment lecture the other day…
*bleep*