they’ve told him about the aliens
Obama’s been in office all of five minutes and his hair has already started going grey.
Clinton and Bush had the same experience (scroll down here).
Possible causes:
- no longer has to dye hair in order to look younger than John McCain
- following Bush Administration’s introduction of everyday use of ‘signing statements‘ to alter reality, now simply orders all Americans to regard his hair as black not grey rather than actually implementing black hair policy
- can’t stop re-reading article about how the odds of his own bloody murder have shortened from 16-1 to 12-1
- has undergone the introductory CIA orientation video, “covert alien control of Earth and you: a beginner’s guide to puppet leadership”
