Archive for the 'who the hell knows' Category

when mr bigglesworth gets angry…

31Jul07

LE points to this article about the amazing death-predicting cat, a story which has also come to our attention around these parts.  We have a more rational explanation than some supernatural feline power to predict an imminent demise, however. 
What would you think if a human was mysteriously present shortly before a long string of people […]

islamofascists want to blow up your cat

17Jul07

…at least that seems to be the case according to “Let’s Get Ready Sydney“, a disturbingly Cold War-esque (and red, really, really red) website about planning for an ‘emergency’ that might cause you to leave your home in a hurry:
If it is safe to do so, take your pets with you. Put large pets on […]

maximising your personal potentiality

28Jun07

Simon points to this article over at The Age, which walks the fine line between unreadable madness and compelling stream-of-consciousness genius and is probably a fairly hilarious discourse on… well, something:
Well, that wake up call is here. That’s what this is about. Everybody has their time, and your time is Now. This is your moment. […]

coulrophobia junior

22Jun07

In case there was any doubt left that marketing is the applied practice of pure evil, McDonalds have confirmed it with this terrifying baby-clown-monster advertisment:

At last, you can combine your fear of clowns, your distaste for fast food, and your revulsion at sex dolls and paedophiles in one family restaurant.
Update: it seems that McDonald’s good […]

best headline ever?

03May07

Also takes the prize for weirdest criminal behaviour ever:
link.

business plan

27Apr07

sheep
+
insane Japanese women
=
yen
Instructions here.
(thanks KO)
Update: it appears that Mark Twain was right:
To create man was a quaint and original idea, but to add the sheep was a tautology.